The Completely Bearable Weight of Being ************

OH IT’S SO DIFFICULT WHEN MY PARENTS SEND ME RENT MONEY
OH IT’S SO DIFFICULT WHEN WE HAVE ABSTRACT CONVERSATIONS 

IN FRONT OF CHANNEL FOUR NEWS
OH IT’S SO DIFFICULT WHEN I SEE BOMBS DROPPING ON TWITTER 

(NEVER KNOWING WHAT CONCRETE CRUSHING MY LIMBS WILL FEEL LIKE)
OH IT’S SO FUCKING DIFFICULT WHEN I BENEFIT FROM THE BOMBS DROPPED 

AND WE COLLECTIVELY SHARE IN THE PROFITS OF CENTURIES OF SUFFERING

DID YOU OPEN ONE OF THOSE ISAS BEFORE THE DEADLINE?

YOU HAVE TO VOTE LABOUR
IT’S THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS
WE SHOULDN’T HAVE LEFT THE EUROPEAN UNION
EVERYTHING’S FUCKED NOW WE’VE LEFT THE EUROPEAN UNION 

DO YOU REMEMBER BEFORE WE LEFT THE EUROPEAN UNION, 

WHEN EVERYTHING WAS OKAY?
DO YOU REMEMBER THE 2012 OLYMPIC GAMES 

DIDN’T THAT MAKE YOU PROUD TO BE BRITISH 

NOT IN A NIGEL FARAGE WAY, 

IN A PROGRESSIVE WAY
THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE UNION JACK

I HAVE FULLY PAID OFF MY MORTGAGE NOW.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ACAB?
NATIONALISATION ISN’T A SILVER BULLET YOU KNOW 

YOU WEREN’T THERE IN THE SEVENTIES, 

IT WAS BAD
MY DAD WORKED IN A FACTORY
WE DIDN’T HAVE MUCH MONEY BACK THEN
OH WE DIDN’T HAVE ALL THIS FANCY STUFF BACK THEN
WINE, CHEESE AND JAZZ?
HOW VERY ************ OF YOU
THAT’S A BIT ************ ISN’T IT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP TO CAPITAL?
KARL MARX DIED A HUNDRED YEARS AGO.